3I/ATLAS Interstellar Fuel Budget Conspiracy
The interstellar object 3I/ATLAS is not a natural comet but an artificial craft, betrayed by a fuel budget requirement of 93% that no known comet physics can explain. Authorities are aware: Jupiter's L-Point Array was repositioned specifically to track the object, an Aerospace Purge quietly removed personnel who knew too much, and open-source astronomical papers documenting the anomalies are being actively suppressed.